deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

Yes ofc

(Source: deansass, via delphicodyssey)

versaceplacenta:
girl answer ur fb rn

Oops

Hahaha I hate my life

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

image

correct

(via soyabrahamlincoln)

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes, via magic-wonderland)

Divine of Glory

You guys should totes buy tickets to this show.

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via magic-wonderland)

yungbeysus:

i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors

it’s like

"red"
"blue"
"yellow"
"the other blue one"

(Source: michellevisagevevo, via distraction)